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He had delusions of adequacy.’ – Walter Kerr’

He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.’ – Winston Churchill’

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.’ – Moses Hadas’

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.’ – Mark Twain’

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.’ – Oscar Wilde’

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.’ – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill’

Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one!’ – Winston Churchill, in response.’

I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.’ – Stephen Bishop’

I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.’ – Irvin S. Cobb’

There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.’ – Jack E. Leonard’

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.’ – Robert Redford’

He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.’ – Forrest Tucker

‘Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?’ – Mark Twain’

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.’ – Mae West’

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.’- Oscar Wilde’

He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.’ – Billy Wilder’

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.’ – Groucho Marx

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